Look! it is a poem!

Ladies: How to get a date in Cleveland

First, make it spring. Preferably with lots of flowers around.

Put on a traffic cone orange skirt.
Make sure it covers you to your ankles and flows when you walk.
You are less likely to be hit by traffic this way.

Let your steps be bouncy.
But watch the sidewalks, they are often uneven.

Smile at the construction workers.
Smile at the delivery guys.
Smile at their bosses.
Smile at the girl wearing a shorter skirt than you--
wonder why she hides behind her legs

Remember that life is an infinite wonder.