I was thinking today about what if we got married, and what if you succeeded. Then I'd be in the lab while you toured, and we'd have a long-distance marriage. Which I might be okay with as long as you promised to be very, very good. And then I'd have some work function which you would inexplicably be in town for, and I'd go in a pretty dress and you'd go in, like, leather pants. And everyone would be like:
Oh, she's married to that guy.
Is that song about her?
The one that's kind of about the lesbian? Now that you mention it...
Who?
I don't know, my daughter would know.
Do people even wear leather pants unironically anymore?
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