So I'm in a slew of new classes this semester, classes with names like "crashingly dull 8:30 am class" and "CANCER OMG." And in my cancer class, our first unit is on colorectal cancer. Very important, very interesting stuff, except for the fact that this involves lots of video of colonoscopies, which I have yet to sit through without the urge to giggle, yell "That's a butt!" and run out of the class.
I have developed lactose intolerance, which is getting more and more severe. When the pills say, in helpful, large, friendly letters, "TAKE WITH YOUR FIRST BITE!" you'd think I'd listen. But no. It's more like "Take with your first stomach cramp, and hope you learn your lesson this time." Also, my mental catalog of "things that have lactose" includes milk but not cheese and ice cream, both of which make me much sicker much faster than milk.
1 comment:
i became lactose intolerant when i was 22. i ignored it for 3 years and hoped it would go away. about time, as it was strange being tolerant of anything
youre right though, ice cream is the worst
L,
Sean
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