Rejected Grant Application Essays

Dear American Heart Association:

Please give me money so I can have a real job someday.

Love,
Leigh

Dear AHA:

I am good at science. If you give me money, I will cure cancer.

Love,
Leigh.

Dear AHA:

I'll totally bake you cupcakes if you give me money. All of you.

Love,
Leigh.

Dear AHA:

I AM DO GOOD AT SCIENCEING. PLEASE MONEY ME FOR THE MORE OF SCIENCE. MONEY PLEASE YES OKAY. CUPCAKE.

Love,
Leigh.