10 March 2009

Oh My God.

Undergraduate ladies: This is not a flattering look. A shirt, belt, shoes, and tights is not enough clothing to keep you properly covered. Look around you. Are you in the privacy of your own home? If the answer is no, then you need to have all your genitalia shielded from the elements. If you have put on a shirt and tights, and things feel a little breezy still, the answer is NOT TO SLAP A MOTHERFUCKING BELT ON TOP OF IT. IT'S TO PUT ON PANTS, YOU MORON. Tights are NOT ENOUGH material between your ladybits and the outside world. You don't look cute. You don't look trendy. You don't look sexy. You like like a person who is too stupid to realize they've left the house WITHOUT PANTS.

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